If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
September 2012
- teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
- me: fUCK
- me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
- real life friends: ...what are you smoking
- parents: but sweetheart you're white
- tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
August 2012
do you ever get like this random pain in your boob and it feels like heart attack or something
- *when my name is in a math problem*
- class: *stares at me*
- me: that's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons
how the fuck can it be the last day of august already i’m still 99% sure it was christmas yesterday
“I’m +18 material, don’t blame me if you get horny”
—Jay Park (via hella-jjang)
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
wow that chemical bond was pretty
remember when smut was called lemon
